Never Turn Around

“Never Turn Around” (for Pewdiepie)

A parody of “Keep Yourself Alive” by Queen

Well, the “Amnesia” custom mods are always fun to play
I play them for at least ten minutes each and every day
And if I’ve crossed a million corridors and I died a million times
Then I’d still be where I started, trying to run and hide
Well, I’ve dodged a million Bros in a darkened alley way
But those Poofers always scare me in every game I’ve ever played
And these days my instincts are telling me to run as fast I can
But Stephano tells me make no noise and stay right where I am

Never turn around, never turn around
Activate Chair Mode and pray you don’t get found

Well, I’ve loved a million Piggies in a belladonic haze
And I’ve found a million tinder boxes on rusty silver trays
Give me everything I need to feed my body and my mind
Until those Teleporting Naked Guys appear and make me cry
Well, these “Amnesia” custom mods are always hard to play
But I have to keep on trying and get braver every day
But if I’ve crossed a million corridors and I’ve died a million times
Then I’d still be where I started, same as when I started

Never turn around, never turn around
Activate Chair Mode and pray you don’t get found

Boop!

[Interlude]

Never turn around, never turn around
Activate Chair Mode and pray you don’t get found

Do you think you’re better every day?
No, Stephano says I’m just a freaking disgrace

Never turn around, never turn around
Activate Chair Mode and pray you don’t get found

Never turn around, never turn around
All you Bros don’t ever turn around!

Never turn around, never turn around
Activate Chair Mode and pray you don’t get found

Never turn around, never turn around
All you Bros don’t ever turn around

Pick up all the Ladanadanadanadum you find all around
Never turn around!