Mad Addie - Track 1: A Turd of WarningTrack 1: A Turd of Warning*
Addie Fujikazi: [narration] As we all know, things change, as we get older; our tastes, our goals, our desires, and our beliefs, all either become an extension of what they were before or go in an entirely different direction, altogether. I am certainly no exception to that rule. Things are about to change for me—a lot of things. I feel it in my bones…I feel it in my heart. The first thing that I know is about to change is my relationship status on Facebook, from “in a relationship with…” to “single.” But how does one go about that?
Mayuna Fujikazi: [no accent] “I’m home! Hey, Addie.”
Addie: [British accent] “Oi, Mayuna.”
Mayuna: “Something wrong, imōto? You seem kinda down.”
Addie: [sigh] “I’m thinking about breaking up with Akira-kun.”
Mayuna: “Aw, but you guys are so cute, together! Why do you wanna dump him?”
Addie: “I feel like